Ahoy, ahoy, how's ya day, Adventurer?
By the looks of it, either ya had just escaped a giant boulder of death, or somehow cheated death from the stinky hands of the undead army.
Well, that's why we do it, ain't it? The fire in our veins. But that alone won't help ya survive, no no, those ancient cheap bastards sure love building mazes, speaking in riddles and having a good laugh making fun of us diligent grave rob… ah… archeologists!
Anyhoo, have you by any chance heard tales of the Lost Empire?
They speak of an island with countless treasures no one has ever laid eyes on!
And ooh does it have all our cravings - the traps, mazes, deadly creatures or what have ya!
See this? This is the ancient notes that can lead you to it!
Since you and I hit it off so well, you can have them for just 10 pennies, what do ya say?
Ahoy, ahoy, how's ya day, Adventurer?
By the looks of it, either ya had just escaped a giant boulder of death, or somehow cheated death from the stinky hands of the undead army.
Well, that's why we do it, ain't it? The fire in our veins. But that alone won't help ya survive, no no, those ancient cheap bastards sure love building mazes, speaking in riddles and having a good laugh making fun of us diligent grave rob… ah… archeologists!
Anyhoo, have you by any chance heard tales of the Lost Empire?
They speak of an island with countless treasures no one has ever laid eyes on!
And ooh does it have all our cravings - the traps, mazes, deadly creatures or what have ya!
See this? This is the ancient notes that can lead you to it!
Since you and I hit it off so well, you can have them for just 10 pennies, what do ya say?